I worked at walmart for 10 years.to many bosses with attitude ,the people are rude, thay forget about lunch break, evey break.,except there break. Its shit place to work.
Show up on time for every scheduled shift. Work hard through the whole shift, helping your team. Clean up after yourself before you leave to set up the next shift for success. You WILL be promoted quickly with a good work ethic and by being reliable.
I may not have any funny stories about what someone said. But I do have a funny story about what happened to me personally. It was a half-hour into my shift and I was over by my watermelon bins. I stopped in front of one and noticed a sour smell coming from it. I ran back to my produce fridge to grab a pair of gloves and crate. We had no empty carts that I could use. After digging around I found two very imploded watermelon that I had to hand-carry in the crate that I had. I left a nice, rotten trail. I was covered from the waist down. I looked like I came out of a watermelon fun-factory.