
What’s the funniest thing that’s happened to you on the job?

While working out on the dock I was going to scare one of the drivers by popping an airtight bag used for securing the fright in place by running and jumping on it. Boy was I wrong! First-I was thrown way off it and ended up on the concrete floor super hard and embarrassed as all get out. Second-that would have been a safety violation if someone would have been there at the time. Learned a few lessons on that day!

Listening to anymore shopper and his wife teller jokes

Said have a good day sir when the person was awoman

On my job in the Montessori school for preschoolers we often had pregnant ladies come in for a tour of our facility. I walked into a conversation with my boss a potential client, whom I thought was pregnant and said to her, awe, when are you due as I patted her tummy. I realized as soon as I did that she WASN’T pregnant and quickly excused myself and quickly left the conversation.

Ended up in Mexico looking for a Texas address.
Working at a gas station...Locked myself out of the office two times....in a row...during evening rush...during a rainstorm. At least the customers saw how I had to get in.