Im in my melancholy humorous self mindset. When I saw the email asking what My dream job would be I couldnt help myself, so here it is. My dream job would actually be going around the US giving away money to those whom I felt needed a true hand up. I would also create communities open to self-sustainability, by setting up vertical aquaponic gardens to feed those in need, and delegate solar installations for every home in America to get off the monopolized power grid and get paid well to do it. Lastly, I would barter my education and skills as a massage & bodywork therapist to those truly in need, providing there were no medical or pharmeceutical contraindications. But Im also a realist. That would take alot of money!