I grew up working on cars and tractors, cleaning toilets and painting to participate in academic theater to stuff an overflowing quantitative/qualitative toolbox. Now I have no job. I started subbing as a teacher (k-12) with hopes of finding a good pipeline to become an educator, but that's not going to happen; 1 - 2 years or more of redundant school and they want 15k I don't have. Just another day in this American paradise of job-growth I suppose.